Get High, Not Low: 15 Fool Proof Ways to Prevent Unplanned Pregnancy This Summer

Its summer 2010 (I know most people have been enjoying summer for a month or so now but i just got home so summer just started) and its "break-up season" as some would put it, so that they can have freedom to partake in activities with new people (which sounds absolutely terrible to me [please see Things I Hate blog]). But do you plan on being 'busy' this summer? May it be with a few random people, friends or your significant other (providing that you are in a heterosexual relationship) I have the top 15 ways that you can manage to not get pregnant and return to school baby free..which of course is the way to be.

1. Condom Usage
Condoms really aren't that expensive. If you can not afford condoms please utilize the internet to find the nearest free clinic or go to Planned Parenthood.

2. Other forms of Birth Control (i.e Pill, shots, patch etc)
Use it and take it everyday, don't skip it. Just do it. Like Nike.

3. A Combination of the Two
BC + Condom= No Baby

4. Abstinence
Congratulations if you've made it this far. Keep up the good work

5. Celibacy
Good Luck

6. Hang out with your Friends
Go get drunk, or high with your friends. its fun and fool-proof

7. Practice the buddy system
You won't be having sex of any sort with your friend there. If so you need to check your morals. (sometimes this may fail, if say the friend is sleep in this case, utilize method 1)

8. Babysit
Go ahead and babysit somebody else's child for a few hours. It's a really good depiction of why you should keep it strapped.

9. Don't Listen to Him
Men will say "I love you" and "i just wanna feel you, no rubber" and they'll probably combine those two statements. Also "just the tip" is common. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

10. Research
Research will inform you that pre-cum if on a second round contains sperm. Therefore you need to be practicing method 1. Also further research will tell you that its about $350 for an abortion if caught early, the later you get one you can be looking at upwards $500. Do you have $500? Didn't think so.

11. Think about your future
If you're in college, consider how you'll support your baby without your B.A? Consider how mad you'll be that you made it out of high school unpregnant and get caught up now. Do you have an adequate job to support a child? Probably not.

12. Look at your partner
Look at your partner. Would you want a baby by him? Is he not very attractive? Personality flaws? Dead-beat dad potential written on his forehead? Is he someone else's man? Because he'll never help you raise your child in that case. And you should be shameful anyway.

13. Sober?
If you're pregnant you won't be able to have those awesome drunken nights with your friends anymore! No smoking...drinking...why are you even still 20? Go ahead and jump to age 45 jeesh!

14. Parental reaction
Sometimes just knowing what your parents will say or do is enough birth control in itself. WIll they support you? NO. Can you live at home still? NO. So then where would you stay? You don't know. With baby daddy? He probably doesn't even think it's his. You're SOL.

15. Plan B
This is the morning-after pill. Its pricey. So make this a last option.

With the 15 methods provided above you're guaranteed a fun-filled summer with no bun in the oven when fall starts to roll around. Be smart, be safe, don't be late. :)