#Ohyoufancyhuh Harry Potter Edition

Deathly Hallows Trailer (Im there Midnight showing. Better Believe)

This is for all my twitter Harry Potter fans. The ultimate compilation. Ok Lets Do It. (Feel free to comment and add more)

So you're a wizard? #ohyoufancyhuh

You got all O's on your OWLs? #ohyoufancyhuh

You won the Triwizard Tournament….by default. #ohyoufancyhuh

Voldermort gave you a special silver hand? #ohyoufancyhuh

You got a time-turner for classes? #ohyoufancyhuh

You can open the chamber of secrets? #ohyoufancyhuh

You pulled Gryffindors sword out of the sorting hat? #ohoyufancyhuh

You alone are the dark lord's most trusted and faithful servant. #ohyoufancyhuh

You're the fourth champion. #ohyoufancyhuh

You're Gilderoy Lockhart #ohyoufancyhuh

Free tickets to the Quidditch World Cup #ohyoufancyhuh

You made an Unbreakable Vow. #ohyoufancyhuh Better follow through with that Snape! Lol

You saved Buckbeak. #ohyoufancyhuh

You got a Firebolt from an anonymous sender. #ohyoufancyhuh

You apart of Dumbledore's Army. #ohyoufancyhuh

You're the Chosen One. #ohyoufancyhuh

You have an invisibility cloak. #ohyoufancyhuh

Finally got Cho Chang. #ohyoufancyhuh Too bad it’s Cedric's Ex

You and Lavender Brown hooked up after Gryffindor won the Quidditch Match. #ohoyufancyhuh Can we say groupie?

Got into the Department of Mysteries undetected. #ohyoufancyhuh

Your Owl delivers your mail. #ohyoufancyhuh

You rode to Hogwarts in a flying car...and crashed into the Whomping Willow. #ohyoufancyhuh

No one signed your permission form. But you found a secret passage into Honeydukes anyway. #ohyoufancyhuh

You rescued the Sorceror's Stone. #ohyoufancyhuh

You've made two real prophecies your who life. And you’re the Divination professor. #ohyoufancyhuh

You STAY in the Forbidden Forest and always make it out alive #ohyoufancyhuh

You can produce a Corporeal Patronus at age 13? #ohyoufancyhuh

Holly, Eleven Inches, Phoenix Feather with a twin core? #ohyoufancyhuh

You can change your appearance at will #ohyoufancyhuh Tonks?

DEATHLY HALLOWS (SPOILERS) Not major spoilers but I don't want to ruin it if you haven't read it yet. So they're separate. There's not even that many lol

Your house is Death Eaters headquarters. #ohyoufancyhuh (Book 7 Spoiler)

You can make a Horcrux. Or 6. #ohyoufancyhuh

You're the rightful owner of the Elder Wand #ohyoufancyhuh

I Don’t have much but I take all I got and that’s what I give (June 23rd, 2010)

Qoute of the day: There will be time to murder and create, And time for all the works and days of hands That lift and drop a question on your plate; Time for you and time for me, And time yet for a hundred in-decisions, And for a hundred visions and revisions" T.S Eliot

Day in the life: Watched World Cup after the storm woke me up. Fell in love with Landon Donovan as he made the goal that won the game. USA advances and wins Group C for the first time since 1930. Went back to sleep til 1:30 Hot combed my hair, tweeted about what wasn't my type and yea. That’s my life in a nutshell.

SN: I am VERY incapable of holding a grudge. But I can be mean. Know that.

Also today I decided that this summer was being taken to find myself and discover where I fit into this world and what role I'm destined to play to make it better. I must follow my heart and never change to fit into this world. The world should already fit me, and if it dosen't I will make it fit me and bring to it my positive attributes in order to foster growth and build a new and better tomorrow.

BTW: If you don't love yourself, how can you trust or even expect someone else to love you right?

P.S I know what I want in my life as far as romance, academically, socially, and community initiatives. I just need to fine tune the details.

P.P.S Today is stormed nasty as ever. A tornado actually hit Old Matteson at 6:30pm. I hope no one was hurt but UM I didn't hear no sirens???!!!

I'm Two Much For These Nighas And Three Much For These Hoes (June 22nd, 2010)

Quote of the day: Your Pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding, Your pain is not less wondrous than your joy. Accept the seasons of your heart as you have always accepted the seasons that pass over your fields. Watch with serenity through the winter of your grief. -Kahlil Gibran

Day in the Life: Its only been Tuesday for an Hour and 20 Minutes. This is an early post. I wanted my blog to know that I am in the middle of this process called Letting go. Also I am trying to build healthier relationships with my male friends involving resisting temptations that may arise.

Also its important to not that the best way for me to move on with my life is to delete the offending individual therefore that is why people got deleted and #unfollowed.

This situation is dead.

Causing unnecessary stress.

Pulling at my heartstrings

Please Exit Stage Left

We don't love dem hoes.

P.S I'm Superwoman. I deserve Superman or better

June 21st, 2010 Better Late Than Never

Happy First day of Summer!

Day in the Life: Woke up around 8 turned back to the clock and it was 10. Im not sure how this happened, I don’t remember falling back asleep but I mean..i was sleep so I guess I wouldn’t.

Its been a cruel summer already indeed! I am only 9 days into my vacation and have visited Lincoln Desert twice. True signs of boredom. Finished Deathly Hallows I'm pretty sure that was my 6th read. Now reading Wicked, to be followed by Son of a Witch.

Movies I've watched recently: The Uninvited, The Last House on the Left, Transformers: Rise of the Fallen (twice), Half of the The Wiz and Currently A Walk to Remember.

Life update: No jobs have called, emailed, sent a smoke signal, fax or postcard. Things are not looking up. Yesterday I thought I was having a mini panic attack. The world seemed unreal and it felt like my life was spinning out of control. I was feeling reckless like I could jump off the Sears Towers and somehow I'd fly. I don’t want to feel like that again. It has the potential to be extremely dangerous.

I've murdered 4 flies and 2 little jumpin spiders. This is War.

Trying to forget the males in my life or who've previously been there.

P.S I'm in desperate need of an adventure.

The Life and Times of A Hoe in Denial: An Analysis of Hoes, Sluts and Everything In Between

In case you all are not yet aware, I am writing an analysis of Hoes entitled The Life and Times of A Hoe in Denial: An Analysis of Hoes, Sluts and Everything In Between. This song would be the theme song, if this book were turned into some type of tv show. With that said here is the intro paragraph to the book.

There are numerous definitions for the terms Hoe and Slut. For the purposes of this analysis we will use the following working definition: A Hoe is described as a female (or a male) who engages in any kind of sexual activity very frequently with numerous different individuals. This person or Hoe may feel obligated to steal other good wholesome females’ men, backstab a friend or “go” for the team. She is also accredited with smashing the homies. A Hoe cannot be trusted, or expected to remain faithful in relationships. As the old saying goes “you cannot turn a Hoe into a housewife”. Luckily Hoes are normally practicing their hoeish behaviors publicly and that is why we know them as Hoes. If these behaviors were kept well under wraps, they would simply fall into the category of “lady in the streets, freak in the sheets”. However with that said, please exercise caution with Hoes as they may be tempting (due in part to their easy nature and high level of sexual experience) because it is likely they harbor STD’s which can be passed through their favorite hobby, giving head. The term slut is often over used as it defines a woman who is beyond a “hoe”. There are very few sluts in the world. It takes a lot of damage and possible psychological issues to become and be labeled as a slut. You will hear people say “the school slut” rather than “the school hoe” just to provide an example of the magnitude concerning the term slut.

Stay tuned for more!

Summer Lovin Had Me A Blast *wakes up from dream* Oh. Guess Not?

Summer LOVIN HAD ME A BLAST!!!

I wish my life was like in Grease.

Day 4 of summer vacation. I can think of numerous things that I can be doing with my life.

1. Couldn't afford to stay on campus and take classes.
2. Can't get to Prairie State College if I wanted to take classes there.
3. Can't find employment, however the search continues.
4. My hair isn't done and I refuse to leave the house til it is.
5. I would go to the library and apply there but i owe them $32

I want a whirlwind romance this summer that evolves into something absolutely spectacular.

When i re-read old blog posts i remember there was this..boy..who made me really happy..who claimed to really like me...then..idk things changed really quickly.

I miss that boy. I am ashamed to say. Oh well.

SN: Pretty Little Liars is my new favorite show, even if i have to catch episodes on Hulu. Also Pandora is my summertime BEST FRIEND FOREVER.

Today I ate Spaghetti, followed by Captain Crunch, followed by Buffalo Chicken Strips. In the time span of an hour. I need a hobby. ASAP.

---Miss the DePaul Lovers! Times a million. If i don't have fun times with my high school lovies this summer will indeed be pointless.

I've rambled enough.

Get High, Not Low: 15 Fool Proof Ways to Prevent Unplanned Pregnancy This Summer

Its summer 2010 (I know most people have been enjoying summer for a month or so now but i just got home so summer just started) and its "break-up season" as some would put it, so that they can have freedom to partake in activities with new people (which sounds absolutely terrible to me [please see Things I Hate blog]). But do you plan on being 'busy' this summer? May it be with a few random people, friends or your significant other (providing that you are in a heterosexual relationship) I have the top 15 ways that you can manage to not get pregnant and return to school baby free..which of course is the way to be.

1. Condom Usage
Condoms really aren't that expensive. If you can not afford condoms please utilize the internet to find the nearest free clinic or go to Planned Parenthood.

2. Other forms of Birth Control (i.e Pill, shots, patch etc)
Use it and take it everyday, don't skip it. Just do it. Like Nike.

3. A Combination of the Two
BC + Condom= No Baby

4. Abstinence
Congratulations if you've made it this far. Keep up the good work

5. Celibacy
Good Luck

6. Hang out with your Friends
Go get drunk, or high with your friends. its fun and fool-proof

7. Practice the buddy system
You won't be having sex of any sort with your friend there. If so you need to check your morals. (sometimes this may fail, if say the friend is sleep in this case, utilize method 1)

8. Babysit
Go ahead and babysit somebody else's child for a few hours. It's a really good depiction of why you should keep it strapped.

9. Don't Listen to Him
Men will say "I love you" and "i just wanna feel you, no rubber" and they'll probably combine those two statements. Also "just the tip" is common. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

10. Research
Research will inform you that pre-cum if on a second round contains sperm. Therefore you need to be practicing method 1. Also further research will tell you that its about $350 for an abortion if caught early, the later you get one you can be looking at upwards $500. Do you have $500? Didn't think so.

11. Think about your future
If you're in college, consider how you'll support your baby without your B.A? Consider how mad you'll be that you made it out of high school unpregnant and get caught up now. Do you have an adequate job to support a child? Probably not.

12. Look at your partner
Look at your partner. Would you want a baby by him? Is he not very attractive? Personality flaws? Dead-beat dad potential written on his forehead? Is he someone else's man? Because he'll never help you raise your child in that case. And you should be shameful anyway.

13. Sober?
If you're pregnant you won't be able to have those awesome drunken nights with your friends anymore! No smoking...drinking...why are you even still 20? Go ahead and jump to age 45 jeesh!

14. Parental reaction
Sometimes just knowing what your parents will say or do is enough birth control in itself. WIll they support you? NO. Can you live at home still? NO. So then where would you stay? You don't know. With baby daddy? He probably doesn't even think it's his. You're SOL.

15. Plan B
This is the morning-after pill. Its pricey. So make this a last option.

With the 15 methods provided above you're guaranteed a fun-filled summer with no bun in the oven when fall starts to roll around. Be smart, be safe, don't be late. :)

We're Captive on the Carousel of Time

This reminds me of final campfires so I thought it would be fitting.


Today we said bye to one of my best friends Riane who won't be here next year. Gosh. That was sad. The year will be really different without her next year. I'm glad I got the chance to know such as awesome person.

But im really looking forward to next year. I've got some goals to accomplish:

1. Attend all Women Empowered events since I'm in the cohort
2. Fully embrace my WE Liaison position for S.T.R.O.N.G
3. Attend Honors Student Government meetings
4. See if there's a Peer Educator position available for Student Health Advocates
5. Obtain an on-campus job
6. Achieve a 3.2 fall quarter and higher from there
7. Achieve an A in my major courses for Junior Year entrance to Psi Chi
8. Pay my dues so I can run for BSU E-Board 2011-2012
9. A possible SGA position as Honors Student Government Liaison.
10. Choose. Nuff said about that.

Can't wait for Sanctuary Townhomes in September! Will keep blog updated over summer.